V kot vic blondinka

Secret Astrid

Zakaj blondinka dela veliko potrebo pred semaforjem?
Ker na gumbu piše pritisni. :rofl:

Zakaj blondinka na policijski avto odlaga knjige? Ker piše police.:police_car:

Zakaj gre blondinka v trgovino kopalkah?
Ker piše Tuš in se želi okopati.:cloud_rain:

Kaj je umetnost?
To da se lahko v okrogli sobi skriješ v kot.

Zakaj blondinke tečejo ven ko se bliska?
Ker mislijo da jih bog fotografira.:camera_with_flash:

Zakaj blondinke pridejo čisto tiho v lekarno?
Ker nočejo zbuditi uspavalnih tablet.:rofl:

Zakaj blondinka odpira jogurt v trgovini?
Ker piše odpri tukaj.:laughing:

Zakaj blondinka leži na cesti?
Ker ležečemu policaju krajša čas. :wink:

:rofl::smile::rofl::joy::rofl::sweat_smile::laughing::joy::sweat_smile::joy::rofl::laughing:

Upam da so vas nasmejali in vam po krajšali čas. Super ste!!! :grin:

Rada vas imam. :gift_heart:

Secret Astrid :joy:

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super vici :joy:

hana

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Secret Astrid

Hvala obema.😇

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Haha, res so smešni! Prav nasmejala si me!

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majoneza potrebuje pomoč ali nasvet v

Svetovalnica

mal slovničnih napak

no js sem iz štajerske in smo se preselili v prekmurje.izivajo me v šoli z besedami štajerka.no tko je 5 let.zdej sem sedmi razred prisli smo ko sem hodila v 2 razred.v sestem smo pa sli v solo v naravi smucat.tam sem vsako noc močila posteljo in smrdelo je:sweat::sweat::sob::sob::sob:zdej me se za to izivajo

kaj naj

Igralnica - Navodila

*roza*Igralnica je namenjena vsem mogočim kvizom, anketam, loterijam in podobnim igram.*roza*
*zelena*PRAVILA:*zelena*
Prepovedano je žaljenje in pozivanje k razkrivanju identitete.
*roza*POMEMBNO: *roza**modra*Če naletite na kakršnokoli neprimerno objavo, kliknite na kolešček v spodnjem desnem kotu objave in izberite možnost "Prijavi". Tako nam pomagate našo stran ohranjati prijetno in varno!*modra*

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