Stay too long in the sun
Hold a sharp-ended stick on the run
Don't watch out when crossing streets
Turn higher 'n higher the earphone beats


Dumb Ways to Die
So many Dumb Ways to Die
Dumb Ways to Die-ie-ie
So many Dumb Ways to Die


Steer an oil tanker to the north pole
Light a bonfire with lots of petrol
Drive blindly a car and feel cool
Go as non-swimmer in a deep end pool


Dumb Ways to Die
So many Dumb Ways to Die
Dumb Ways to Die-ie-ie
So many Dumb Ways to Die


Lift much too heavy weight
Sometimes death comes fast and straight
Fall into unknown water is no bliss
Replace lightbulbs when hearin' gas hiss


Dumb Ways to Die
So many Dumb Ways to Die
Dumb Ways to Die-ie-ie
So many Dumb Ways to Die


Miscalculate rocket setups are hazardous
Chokin' on oversized gum bubbles
Quite horrendous
Slashed your head?
A crazy hairdresser might give a clue
I wonder what this red cable will do?


Dumb Ways to Die
So many Dumb Ways to Die
Dumb Ways to Die-ie-ie-ie
So many Dumb Ways to Die


Stay outta the water during
jellyfish season
Melting icecaps cause by wasting
energy may be the reason

Be stupid, uncool, and smoke cigarettes
Eat too much junk food that makes you
sick and fat
Drinking alcohol, that poisonous stuff
will shrink your brain
They may not rhyme, but they kill most
of the creatures

The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie

So many dumb ways
So many Dumb Ways to Die